'Bling Bling' crack cocaine gang jailed
One of the biggest Euro crack busts. They were moving GBP 3 million in crack per week - London - Paris - NY. Now they're doing 5 - 27 years.

New Yorkers wary of stray voltage
Is it just me, or is this a problem that only seems to exist in New York? I've lived in several cities over the years and I never heard of anything like this til I moved here.

Today's Darwin Award
Extra points because he was trying to impress his g-friend!

Man registers .345 blood-alcohol level: "His blood-alcohol level was so high that it had the effects that experts say is near surgical anesthesia."

Diana's driver was French spy!

"Next to the SEX PISTOLS rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain"

Update: Their full statement is here.

Thieves make off with $26,000 of beer

Weekly Piracy Report
8 attacks last week

Robot goes missing
It's a replicant of Philip K. Dick!

Top 10 wackiest street names in the USA
#1 - Psycho Path - Traverse City, Michigan

UPDATE: Unusual odor in the microwave was a whizzinator
"[A] man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test"

80 cats, 13 dogs, and rats the size of Nerf footballs!
(Barf alert)

Vandal Trapped By Tombstone

Back in September, a woman got killed while pissing on a grave when the tombstone she was leaning against collapsed on top of her. Don't mess with the dead!

Politically Incorrect in Turkey

Yet another reason not to have sex with a goat

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item...

Hat tip to Kara

WTF???

"TomKat is Dying, Dammit"!

The Gizmondo curse strikes again!
A small bit of justice for the defrauded investors, I suppose...

White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat

The Story that Refuses to Die: Horse Sex in Washington

This story has generated more weird news articles than just about anything I've seen in years. It's easily up there with the German cannibal of 2002.

Idiot of the Week!
How stupid do you have to be to threaten TheSmokingGun.com with a lawsuit?

"It was not very pleasant for the villagers"

Evil Scots enslave 6000 E. European women for sex!

Project Serpo Update
It's a HOAX linked to video games and . . . SCIENTOLOGY! That's right kids, SCIENTOLOGY! I wonder what Tom would say...

Top 10 Signs America is About To Bomb Iran

Not a joke - you too can be an armchair expert in military affairs!

Those wacky kiwis!

Penis prank gains world honour

More fun with Aliens! Alleged ‘Project SERPO’ sent U.S. military team to another planet?

I've been tracking the SERPO website for a few months now. It's good fun to read if you've got time on your hands, and is intermittently updated as new "disclosures" occur.

Mystery blob on the loose in LA!

'Monster' Cat In China Weighs 33 Pounds!!

Talk about weather junkies!

Drunk driving with a pig...

"No field sobriety tests were performed, and according to the complaint, Zahn told the deputy, 'I'm drunk, why do them?'"

Muhammed Emoticons - peruse at your own risk!

Yeah, I hate it when that happens:

Worker Thrown Through Helicopter Windshield, Into Blades