Karl's Weird News: March 2006

Backlash Against Mexicans Begins
Like I said, we can expect a lot more like this. It's truly gonna get a lot worse...

NYC mini-scandal: NY Observer movie "critic" plagiarizes Film Forum
With many lovely examples of the pathetic lameness. Typical MSM - don't expect him to resign or be fired, much less apologize.

Cat Stuck in Wall Waves Paw for Help

iPod Nannyware now available

Yet another reason to avoid Ouija boards, especially if you want to have a political career...

O.J. Wannabes! Scott Peterson's Family Seeks 'Real Killer'
Now why would they do that, seeing as he is so jazzed to be on Death Row?

Psycho of the Week: Human Catapult

Central Park coyote killed by do-gooders

Malaysia to Send Expedition Into Rainforests to Find Bigfoot

Scientists Debate Dinosaur Demise
Latest thought: the asteroid that was supposed to have wiped them out hit 300,000 years too early.

Someday, scientists will finally uncover the awful truth: the dinosaurs destroyed themselves in a nuclear war, except for those who escaped in flying saucers.

10 great hoaxes fooled most of the people
Interesting that they include the Howard Hughes Autobiography hoax, but ignore the far grander "Hitler's Diaries" one.

Weeping Madonna copy 'sheds tears'
Put it on eBay!

Woman called police over hubby's porn habit

Man Tasered After Driving Stolen Car To Court
He "borrowed the car from someone at a crack house" for two dime rocks and $50.

Sleepwalker's midnight snacks are no dream

Boob Job Ban On Virgin Space Flights

Housefly Gets Glasses Made With Lasers

Yet another reason not to punch a Capitol Hill police officer

Mexican Flag Burned Following Week of Protests
It was only a matter of time - expect a lot more of this in the days and weeks to come.

Man accidentally sets self on fire lighting a cigarette lighter to see how much gas he'd stolen.

Grandma allegedly drunk as child roamed streets

Ryanair flight lands at wrong airport

L.A. to pay Notorious B.I.G.'s family $1.1M

Ex-FBI Agent Indicted in Mob Killings

Naomi Campbell charged with assaulting housekeeper

Life in Crack with Whitney Houston

Prisons ban jars of peanut butter

This just in: Potheads here to stay

Whitney Houston Is Cracktastic

Mother of the Year: Fla. mom accepts $600, son sexually abused

'He was crying,' Tinnelly said. 'I said, 'What are you crying about?' He said, 'Daddy, I was a Jew today.'

Savage Rooster Attack

The Future Is Fallujah
Read it now or forever be misguided in contemporary military operations in urban terrain.
"The often petrified defender could only remember the footsteps of the approaching American troops inside a building, the gunfire and grenade blasts as rooms were cleared, and the shouted commands that accompanied it."

Tactical thermobarics (luv them!) also helped a lot!

Battle of the Airwaves: 2 Dozen Killed In Pakistan Radio Conflict

Popping Bullwinkle costs hunter

Yet another reason to avoid masturbating while robbing a home
You might get charged with "burglary with intent to litter".

Pity the poor mass-murderer
Mom sez he's like a zombie and has no prison friends...

Congresswoman Punches Cop

War Warning: Five U.N. Members Agree on Iran Statement
If you don't stop...we're gonna tell you to stop again!

Church ousts dominatrix from vicarage

Mercenary Update: U.S. firm offers 'private armies' for low-intensity conflicts
Now this is an investment in the future!

Cannibal Warlord Update 3: Extradited to Liberia

Holographic breakthrough crams in 0.5TB per square inch!

Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town
Hat tip to Tom, who happens to be resident of the town in question!
More here.

Umm - they tried to give it Prozac!?!??!?!?!

Cannibal Warlord Update 2: Charles Taylor caught in Nigeria

'Shania Twain' defence works in drunk driver's favour

Noah's Ark plan from top Moon man

Cranky koala meaner than stolen croc

Whitney Houston - Crack Head!

Tom Cruise in birth control
Katie Holmes will be reminded to keep her vow of silence during birth — by signs plastered around their home.

It's Apple vs. Apple in British Court
This is a war 15 years in the making

Surgeons Remove Two Fetuses From Infant
Good God! Conjoined Twin Myslexia IS REAL!

$4,300 for four burgers
Never give your debit card to a minimum wage employee.

Yet another Fall of France in the making
Ready for the 6th Republic?

Aussie slogan baffles Japan
'So, where the bloody hell are you?' just doesn't translate...

Politically Incorrect in Italy

Sick to death of fake psychics
Members of the psychic community are concerned about unqualified readers posing as psychics.

End of the World Update: Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip

Jesus video vaporizes brain tumor

More quantum madness: Particle that switches between matter and anti-matter.

Anyone get the feeling that physicists don't have a f'n clue how the universe really works?

Sumerian Update: Italians find ancient Ur tablets
New library may have been uncovered.

Cannibal Warlord Update:
Charles Taylor, the infamous cannibal warlord and ex-leader of Liberia escapes / is released from house arrest by Nigeria -- just after they reluctantly agreed to give him up to a war crimes tribunal.

For those who bothered to read the second link, yes - Gen. Butt Naked is a real person - here's an old AP article about him - with photo.

Pirate Update
It's been pretty quiet this week - only 2 incidents, nobody hurt.

Dutchman builds modern Noah's Ark
Not quite so crazy when you recall that over 25% of Holland lies below sea level. What is crazy is that he found a bank to fund it!

New York, New York, It’s a Helluva Town

Idiot of the week: Principal took donations, lost them in Nigerian scam

'Miracle fish of Allah' discovered
Quick! Put it on ebay!

Physics and the Bible show that the vastness of space revolves around us; that we're at the center of everything, on a planet that does not rotate.

More human remains found in building near WTC site
4 1/2 years later and they are still finding bits and pieces? WTF is going on?!?

He sent the boy home without realizing that the chopstick was lodged in his brain.

Ajax's Palace Discovered!

Proud to be Irish and not Polish and Slovak

Yet another reason not to moon teenagers

Boy gets caught in toy-filled 'claw' machine

Cockerel spared after crowing 'Allah'

US debt clock running out of time, space
At $20,000 per second, we'll cross the $10 trillion mark in 2 years. Your family's share (as of last week): approximately $90,000.
Have a nice day.

Saudis shaken and stirred
Watch out - this is your early warning:
"The Saudi stock market crash of Feb 27th may have serious effects on the loyalty of the country's security forces. Apparently a lot of officers in the Armed Forces, National Guard, and police had invested heavily in the overheated market and say their money disappear." (sic)

U.S. Makes Seized Iraqi Documents Public
Instapundit's so-called "Army of Davids"of the blogosphere is unleashed on Saddam's docs. And as is typical of the contrast between the blogosphere and the mainstream media, the AP only picks up on the story several weeks after the fact.

W getting sneaky, holding off-the-record meetings with reporters
Apparently a first for him. Watch out for his classic rope-a-dope!

And the answer is 42: Prime Numbers and quantum physics
Will the subatomic world help reveal the elusive nature of the primes?

Nigeria tries to calm populace: 'World isn't ending' on Wednesday
"A partial eclipse in 1989 led to massive demonstrations and violence in the country's predominantly Muslim north, where churches and hotels were set ablaze by fanatics to 'atone for the sins of infidels."

GoldenPalace.com Adds Virgin Mary Firewood to Collection of Items
They're the same folks who paid $28,000 for the Virgin Mary on Toast. They also paid William Shatner $25,000 for one of his kidney stones. Just goes to show that gambling does pay -- if you're the casino! Be sure to check out their glorious catalog of weird e-bay purchases.

Ghost ship found off Australia

Classic Craigslist post
See it now before it gets yanked!

Follow the NYU Vomit Trail

John Kerry Hates Celery
The Smoking Gun gets his hotel rider and shares it with us all. For a bi-partisan comparison, here's Dick Cheney's.

Freak of the week II: Sean Penn has torture doll of Ann Coulter

A Calgary stockbroker fired for bringing a prostitute to his office said he was living a 'Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde existence', drinking heavily and having affairs before being forced out of RBC Dominion Securities

Yet another reason not to trust academics

Mafia drug submarine seized

Drilling into a hot volcano
Something tells me this is not a good idea...

Brooklyn jail eyed as potential housing complex

Seattle shooter: "Plenty for Everyone"
A teddy bear quick to anger...

Village needs more sewage, may have to buy it

'She even went so far as to tell her children, aged 3 and 5 at the time, that she was their father'

Canadian seal hunt update: "The hunters hurled seal intestines and curses at the protesters, while activists claimed they were rammed by the sealing boats."

Yet another reason not to snort massive amounts of cocaine while wearing a rubber suit

Brooklyn sinkhole swallows up SUV

End of the World Update: New City-sized Iceberg Created Near Antarctica

Nevada okays gambling to go!

The husband who woke up divorced
Don't triple talaq in your sleep!

'Marriage Is for White People'
but "triple talaqing" is for Muslims only

Star Trek: The Lost Generation
Trekkies going through withdrawl now that no new episodes are out there.

$45M MOB GAMBLE RING SMASHED
Cops ruin March Madness in New York - $300k in bets confiscated.
(use www.bugmenot.com for a login)

Four times over the legal alcohol limit whilst in charge of a ship...

A woman teacher's mobile phone sex movie is being passed around her pupils.

Yet another reason to avoid fitness drives

Iraq: Payback Time

Taking more than $1 million in bribes while waving through more than 50 tons of drugs

India to become 'open defecation free' by 2012

Saddam planned to deploy 'camels of mass destruction'

U.S. Planning Base on Moon To Prepare for Trip to Mars

Barf Alert! Dump Truck Overturns With Chicken Feces

Alligator Knocks on Florida Woman's Door

Bizarre plot to bomb Sydney
'She's converted to Islam and apparently has his prison number tattooed on her thigh. It's a pretty sad case, she's a bit of a candle in the wind.'

Yet another reason to avoid getting emotional about politics.

If you loved HBO's Rome, you may find this interesting. Apparently Titus Pollo and Lucius Varenus were real Roman centurions, not just some characters whipped up out of nowhere. I just discovered that Caesar himself mentioned them here, in his Commentaries on the Gallic War.

Antigravity here we come!

It all began Feb. 9 when two Fort students - including a guidance counselor’s son - bet a third student $15 he would not defecate in a bowl.

Armless man caught speeding in NZ

Reality imitates Hitchcock: Flock of crows terrorises street

Turks setting up tents fearing possible earthquake following solar eclipse

Cattle-for-daughters in the Horn of Africa

"Turks setting up tents fearing possible earthquake following solar eclipse"

My lost blog has been recovered. In so doing, I have to redo all the stuff I entered over the weekend, so following this you will see 21 posts that were originally posted over the weekend.

Sorry for the mess.

FedEx T-shirt makes you look like you are carrying a package

Freak of the Week: Spring Break at Walmart

Maybe the Super Adventure Club really is a hotbed of pedophilia!

Zimbabwe joins the Coca Cola Free World

Our friends, the Russians...

"Investigators say the male DJs and customers used alcohol to help encourage the female participants to remove the t-shirts, expose themselves, and allow the audience to fondle them and bite their breasts."

Who needs Bum Fights when you got Toddler Fights?

Porn star hits it big as wine-maker

More proof Europe is doomed

Canada says a total of 325,000 harp seal pups can be shot or clubbed to death this year

Freak of the week - Tom Cruise jumping on furniture again

Five Years For Attending Super Bowl
"Even knowing what I know now, I would do it again"

It ain't just men who are scum! Female Mice Predisposed to Steal Other Females' Mates

Yet another reason not to wear fishnet pantyhose

By Popular Demand: America Sucks!
Gutfeld sticks it to the HuffPosters once again!

The Super Adventure Club kills Chef - You Bastards!!!!!
Don't worry - he gets reborn as Chef Vader

Pete Doherty - the gift that keeps on giving

Unnatural: Woman With Perfect Memory Baffles Scientists

A ghost made him kill...

Ok, so I did the same thing back when I was in school, but I only got $2000

War criminal becomes father and grandfather on same day.

'Rivers' of stars revealed flowing across the sky

Mayor hired male strippers for Women's Day
It's all about the definition of "professional artists"

Who needs virtual reality when you can have virtual insanity?

A naked man exposed himself to his 66-year-old neighbor, then later attacked officers with nunchucks

Yet another reason to videotape / cell phone record your orgy!
(If it asks for a login, go to www.bugmenot.com)

Overrun by rats big enough to pick fights with small dogs

Cosmetics firm using remains of executed Chinese
No Blood for Collagen, anyone?
“A lot of the research is still carried out in the traditional manner using skin from the executed prisoners and aborted fetus"

Last year it was Islam vs. France. Now it's France vs. France.

Political correctness in Minnesota
"First they came for the Easter Bunny, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a bunny..."
Hat tip to Kara!

A little meth with your meal, officer?

Insults on prescription printouts

Student Nets $1M During Poker Tournament

Politically Incorrect in St. Louis

Kim Jong Il trying to breed new master race

Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe
He thought he got a bad crack deal and wanted official confirmation.

Insomnia caused the dinosaurs' demise
Damnit! all this time i thought it was nuclear war!

US military casualties not quite what the media claims

Woman survives 11 story fall

Coyote caught in Central Park

Woman's Hair Bursts Into Flames, Causes House Fire
Hat tip to Kara!

Never bring a nail gun to a baseball-bat fight

Neo-Nazis threaten to massacre Muslims at World Cup

Barf alert! Compulsive Hoarding Syndrome

Gnomes escape tax-slavers

The grumpy stay fit...

How To Blow Up A Boat
For your inner-submariner-child

Blades & Turtles

Politically Incorrect in London
Red Ken does it again!

Heroin ship to sink with its secrets
Kim Jong Il loses a 3,500 ton rust bucket

Crocodile kills do-gooder professor

Mighty white of them to admit it...

Burger rage (after only 4 days!)

DNA clears man of rape conviction after 18 years in prison
Eligible for up to $250,000 from the state for his wrongful incarceration, he's gonna do HVAC work now that he's free.

Shock Collars On Kids
That's one way to keep them under control...

If you're a bus driver, don't f'n play your PSP while driving!

"A foolish thing, and I'm sure the subject -- if he had to do it all over again -- wouldn't stick his hand inside the tiger cage"

Canadian tax looneys at work:
"My research is not a Dave Letterman joke."

Women spend two years of their lives getting ready to leave the house
"We did a study a couple of years ago that told us women spend 55 minutes per day just looking for stuff"

North Korea Touts First-Strike Capability
Shall we play a game?

Amazing Electric Wire Art

Lego Aircraft Carrier!!

$30,000 to pay for mermaids to recover stolen car

Student Finds Over $30G in Katrina-Damaged House

Monster pizza!

Hawt! Charges Dropped Against Lafave

Pirate Update:
Only 2 attacks last week

Cold War bunker found in Brooklyn Bridge

Home-grown terror update - teens and chlorine

Caught On Video: Cat Survives 80-Foot Fall

Man fleeing police sinks into mud and dies

Chef returns???
Don't mess with them Southpark boys...

Chef didn't quit!!!
Evil scientologists rigged his alledged exit: "But it’s hard to know anything since Hayes, like Katie Holmes, is constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative most of the time."

English lasses on the lash!

"A man who neighbors say was devoted to his meticulously kept lawn is charged with murder in the shooting of a 15-year-old boy who apparently walked across his yard."

Quattrone *maybe* gets away with it!

Idiot of the week: Unsuccessful Building Jump, with video!
Hat tip to Tom!

Life's roughness can sometimes be documented visually through the mugshots in your criminal arrest record.
Hat tip: Tom!

Viagra for real stallions

Psilocybin candies!

Man found with wife's head in bag

Rent for sex ads on Craigslist

A new generation of home grown savages

How on earth did this man survive?

Another reason to avoid Texas.
Arrested for being drunk in a bar!!

Students beat old Cadillac into art

India’s call-centre staff tune in to decadence
Another evil consequence of globalization...

Another reason not to drive a tank over thawing ice.

Update: for those who are curious - this is what they were trying to drive over a thawing bog...

Ooops! Anti-Virus Software Runs Amok, Deleting Wrong Files

ANTI-WAR, PRO-MERCEDES?
Peace movement can't even draw it's own symbol

Stigmata Update - this time down under

Pakistani kite terrorists kill biker
Attention all Pakistanis - you need to install one of these thingys in the front of your vehicles.

Scientists make 'bionic' muscles
Powered by alcohol and hydrogen

'Mental typewriter' controlled by thought alone
Demonstrated at CeBit

The Chinese communist morality list:
-Love, do not harm the motherland.
-Serve, don't disserve the people.
-Uphold science; don't be ignorant & unenlightened.
-Work hard; don't be lazy and hate work.
-Be united and help each other; don't gain benefits at the expense of others.
-Be honest and trustworthy, not profit-mongering at the expense of your values.
-Be disciplined and law-abiding instead of chaotic and lawless.
-Know plain living and hard struggle, do not wallow in luxuries and pleasures.

Pelican Update - Wiretap Witness Admits Scheme
"He bragged about how he did this [wiretapping] for other clients," Abramson said. "He said that is why people pay him so much."

Spanish drinking binge ends in riots, 80 injured

Fun SMS election propaganda in Belarus

US Navy Exchanges Fire With Suspected Pirates

Global shortage of giant tires!

Slobo goes out in style
"Ramsey Clark, a former U.S. attorney general and longtime Milosevic supporter who is now on Saddam Hussein's defense team, was also in the crowd."

Freezer failure ends couple's hopes of life after death
If you are going to freeze yourself after death, for God's sake have a backup refrigeration system!

Cat Rescued After 3 Days On Utility Pole
With photo

South Park creators go to war with scientology
The million-year war for earth has just begun!

Next time you are in trouble, demand the source code!

Big Sister Ping, 'Mother of snakeheads', goes down for 35 years.
"one of the biggest... and most successful alien smugglers of all time".

Accidental political incorrectness in Baltimore

"Want to buy a head? On the American body-part market, the going price is between $500 and $900, plus another $50 if you'd like the brain, too."

Man Wearing Milk Crate Robs Store
with security camera photo and video!

Looking for love in all the wrong places

Politically Incorrect in New York

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers:
"Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said."

Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames

Baby Born In Elevator To Mom Born In Car
Today is definitelya weird-birth news day

Newborn is fifth in six generations born on March 15

The red-hot power of chillies can kill cancer

Hermit Kingdom Update:

Day of Sun to Be Commemorated in Mongolia

Pyongyang, March 16 (KCNA) -- The preparatory committee of the Mongolia-Korea Friendship Society for commemorating the Day of the Sun was formed with due ceremony at the Mongolian Palace of Culture on Mar. 10. The executive chairman of the Friendship Society said at the ceremony that the exploits performed by President Kim Il Sung for the world revolution would be immortal, adding that its members would significantly commemorate the Day of the Sun through such positive activities as introducing his greatness among the Mongolian people.

New escalation in the drug war coming to Mexico in a matter of weeks...
Mexico will begin extraditing drug lords wanted in the United States within weeks and expects a violent backlash from the powerful cartels, President Vicente Fox said on Wednesday.

Neverland Nevermore for Jacko!

'Operation Swarmer' Underway
Iraqis and the 101st launch air assault northeast of Samarra.

German collects dead brother's pension for 26 years

Beer flows from house taps in Norway

A marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs...
"Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight."

$30,000 bottle of whisky!

Monster mango

Fast Friends: Cat comforts grieving orangutan at zoo

Geek of the Week: Student recites 8,784 Digits of Pi

Killing Baby Seals. FAQ

"He told police he wanted to know what it would be like to be 'Freddy Krueger for the day'"

Knife vs. Squeegee
The results may surprise you.

TomKat: Major Trouble In Scientology Land

Ambien Linked to 'Sleep Eating'!
"What happens is the patients get out of bed, walk to the kitchen, prepare food -- often sloppily, and often with strange, high-calorie ingredients. They have microwave food sometimes. They eat in a very sloppy way, either in the kitchen or after taking the food back to bed. And they have no memory of it. They wake to find a mess in the kitchen or crumbs in the bed."

Pelican case swoops down on Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise...

Solar Storm Warning

"First there was Google Earth, then Google Moon. On Monday, Google Inc. expanded its galactic reach by launching Google Mars"
Be sure to check out all the sites in Cydonia

Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash
No one ever escapes from the hemadrones!

"Wild House Party"
Mom charged with rape of 17-yr old boy.

Yet another reason not to cover a sleeping person with syrup and dry oatmeal.

15-pound burger
This is really getting out of control

Pentagon plans cyber-insect army!!

Prostitutes Hunting Serial Killer
"Yeah, we are going to get him first. When we find him, he is going to be sorry. It is as simple as that."

Another reason not to participate in clinical trials for new drugs.

"A man accused of repeatedly robbing fast-food restaurants and markets became so familiar that employees at a Taco Bell would open the cash register when they saw him coming, police said."

Pirate Update!
7 attacks last week, including a ramming at sea.

Idiot criminal of the week

Man Carjacks Minutes After Jail Release
He behaved exactly as you do in Grand Theft Auto!
Includes a nice mug shot with his neck tatoos.

Tornado Surfer!

Caught with 1,067 baby crocodiles

Cannibal Vampire Update!
"Obsessed with vampires, he brutally murdered his friend before eating part of his skull and drinking his blood."

Enigma project cracks second code
This is going much more quickly than expected

Study: People who regularly smoke marijuana may find their memories growing hazy over time

What would we do without studies?

BEER FOR LIFE!
Woohoo! Of course, the research does come from Czechs...

Another reason to get into the Euro!
Hat tip to Tom!

Scientology kills Chef on Southpark!
Isaac Hayes bails due to "a growing insensitivity toward personal spiritual beliefs"

Umm Earth to Isaac, Hello??? Insensitivity??? You were a character on SOUTHPARK you shmuck!

Woman finds crocodile in swimming pool

If you desert the military, they won't forget about you

Too crazy to be executed?
"In April 2005, just before the accused's lawyer entered a visiting room, the accused exposed his penis and began masturbating, continuing until he had finished while the lawyer stood before him the entire time. He has repeated this act of masturbation in the visiting room, as well as in his solitary confinement cell since being placed under observation in May. He also performed the act in front of his daughters when they came to visit him in August of the same year"

'Buddha Boy' vanishes

Poisoning or Suicide?
Wily old Milosevic continues his havoc from beyond the grave.

How to Spot Pirates
"No birds, no fish, and that means pirates"

Who needs the Sopranos when you've got New Jersey Governors?

"But this is the problem with Eva: it is her bland indifference to the world her boyfriend was destroying that makes her such a sinister figure"

Terrorists defy Pakistan, fly kites

Milosevic Death Won’t Slow His War Crimes Trial

Drunk Neurosurgeon in Operating Room Brawls with Cops

"Computer controlled by the power of thought "

Eclipse to cause 'psychological discomfort'

Janet Jackson Will Bail Out Michael -- Again

USENET gets targeted by the MPAA
This should be a fun fight to watch...

'The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life'

A social worker finally snaps
Awesome Craigslist rant!

Introducing the doughnut burger

Sloboden Milosevic gets away with it all

"Bong Hits 4 Jesus"

Pakistan arrests 1,000 kite-flyers under terror laws
Kites? Who'd a thunk!?!

Workers Barred From Neverland
The Smoking Gun shares the Stop Order from the State Division of Labor.

Yet another reason to avoid working in the medical field.

More 3D Sidewalk Art Photos

Jacko Back in California as Neverland Closes
The house of cards crumbles...

Conan O'Brien: King of Finland

Video Games Can Save Your Life

"Our world is so vast that it contains everything. Even rocks can lay eggs."

Record Set for Hottest Temperature on Earth: 3.6 Billion Degrees in Lab

And the scientists don't know how they did it. I hope they figure that out before they set us all on fire.

Brain swapping comes of age

Neverland ordered closed by State of California!!

'I urge all Ukrainians to take immediate action to help raise population numbers. Go straight home and work on it.'

"Go ahead and look at the menu - it's in English."

Naples is doomed!

EBay pulls Columbine killer's car:
"What kind of a moron tries to benifit (sic) off this scumbags (sic) personna? (sic)" was one posting, written in all capital letters. "I hope you die in hell."

"The car was bought without knowing who previously owned it," isubars replied to that posting. "Once I found out it was Klebold's I put it up here."

And people wonder if the West is doomed?

"Yarka witnessed Jose A. Cruz, 25, of Sweetwater, Fla., toss a still-flapping but decapitated chicken out of his car on the night of Feb. 6. Cruz told officers he killed the chicken for good luck because he was about to drive home to Florida."

Hood's phone records show he made 2,623 calls in 20 days, 'all basically obscene in nature'

Barf Alert of the Week!

Trapped in cubicles
Hat tip to Kara!

Furry lobster!

It's all fun and games until a falling sword kills someone...

Erection keeps burglar out of jail

Hat tip to Kara

Woman Sues Hotel After Suffering 500 Bed Bug Bites
with photos (yuk alert!)

Rumors flying about NASA announcement - life discovered in the solar system?

Who knows? But rumor mongering like this is fun!

UPDATE: LAME! No aliens - just a volcano spewing water on one of Saturn's moons.

Another reason to avoid riding on motorcycles

Moose causes chaos on Oslo subway line

"But the prince, 51, will find it difficult to convince any court in Brunei of his right to appeal. His brother, who has ruled as an absolute monarch since 1967, has elevated himself to the same status as the Pope and declared himself infallible."

The prince alledgedly embezzeled GBP 8 billion over the last 13 years.

The Onion imitates reality

Gitmo ain't so bad:
"Inmates at Guantanamo Bay prison are treated better than in Belgian jails"

Iraq snapshot
Jim Dunnigan gives the scoop

From lectures about various religions the 29-year-old knew that Buddhists either burn the dead or allow wild animals to eat them. That was how he decided to feed the corpse to his pigs

Mall rage in West Virginia:
"I heard them chanting ‘take the gun and kill him,’” he recalled.

Chinese caves of mystery

Top 10 Accidental Discoveries
Viagra and acid top the list!

Pirate Update!
11 attacks last week!

Motion Denied Because You're An Idiot
Be sure to read the footnote on page 2

The former pastor told deputies he had been having sex with children for many years and 'also educated the children as to how to perform sexual acts with each other and with animals'

If you're in a barn and in a secluded area with a lamb and you’re behind her and your pants are down by your ankles, then an unnatural sex act is probably occurring.

UPDATE: More details here. Hat tip to Kara

UPDATE 2: As always, The Smoking Gun gets the full scoop, including a photo of the victim...

Hakenkreuz Fahne, Schwarz, Weiss und Rot!

10% of WFH-ers do so in the nude

When it absolutely positively doesn't have to get there overnight...

Winner of the Ultimate Bad Taste in Political Activism Award:
The Rachel Corrie Pancake Breakfast!

Yes folks, it's true! For those who forget - Rachel was squished flat while protesting in front of an Israeli bulldozer, which was in the process of destroying a weapons-smuggling tunnel a few years ago. Now her friends are having a pancake(!) breakfast in her honor!