Wednesday, May 31, 2006
$100 billion for this?
"A 132-page report recommended convening a tribunal to discuss possible legal and ethical violations by the authorities and to consider 'appropriate sanctions to remedy the violations' and deter future misconduct."
"Their operating licences, including that of the national carrier, were revoked after aircraft inspections carried out by South African experts."
Greenpeace tries to kill the French sparkling wine industry
Woolly mammoth ivory on the market!
"Any World Cup fans who arrive early in Leipzig could be in for a big surprise."
It's a goth-fest! The "Wave-Goth-Treffen"
"To help consumers as inflation exceeds 1,000%."
"The killers put the dead canary in the freezer. Later, their work finished, they placed the bird inside the mouth of the equally deceased Bruno Facciola."
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Chemical Warfare vs. Adult Supercenter
"At least 100 youths, many brandishing baseball bats, clashed with police in a new outbreak of violence in the same Parisian suburbs in which nationwide rioting started last autumn"
The cause is still being investigated – but it is believed to have been the result of a pacemaker being left inside a body.
Dutch pervs want to lower the age of consent to 12!
"THE white dad whose wife had Asian twins in an IVF blunder told yesterday how his son declared: “I want to be pink like you, Daddy.”"
Hat tip to Kara!
It's embarassing how politicians are so easily bought.
"The commission held that the following words or phrases were not indecent or profane in the contexts at issue (and also not presumptively profane): 'poop,' 'kick-ass,' 'sex with a dog,' 'singers that suck,' 'a lot of crap,' 'my ass,' 'you suck,' 'dick,' 'dickhead,' 'hell,' 'damn,' 'bitch,' 'pissed off,' 'up yours,' 'ass,' 'for Christ's sake,' 'kiss my ass,' 'fire his ass,' 'ass is huge,' 'wiping his ass,' 'sucked' and 'sit their asses down.'"
However, fuck and shit are even deeper in the doghouse:
"Impermissible Expletives. As noted, the "F-Word" and "S-Word" and variations thereof such as "bullshit" are now presumptively profane. They are also likely to be found indecent in almost all contexts, including where used fleetingly and unintentionally.
Thus, the commission found that the following broadcasts were all indecent and profane: (1) the live broadcast on a morning news interview show of an interviewee's single reference to someone as a "bullshitter"; (2) the live broadcast of a performer saying "fuck 'em" on an awards show, as well as the live broadcast of a performer saying "shit" and "fucking simple" on another awards show; (3) Detective Sipowitz's single use of "bullshit" on episodes of "NYPD Blue"; (4) multiple uses of the "F-Word" and "S-Word" (and variations thereof) by interviewees on a PBS/Martin Scorsese documentary of the history of the blues; and (5) repeated use of the words "shit," "bullshit" and "owl shit" in a feature movie.
The commission recognized one key exception: the movie "Saving Private Ryan." It reiterated that the repeated use of the "F-Word" and the "S-Word" (and variations thereof) in "Saving Private Ryan" was not indecent or profane because the words are essential to the artistic integrity of the work."
Getting their priorities straight!
"But when the baby spilled a drink on herself, he allegedly put the child inside the tumble dryer and switched the power on."
Monday, May 29, 2006
Geeks violate the first rule of Fight Club
"Americans get antsy after 5-minute phone wait"
Hat tip to Kara!
"'I think the family was cursed,' she said. 'It must be, because if it's bird flu, why only their family? Their blood?'"
This time they are racist anti-Azeri cartoons, not ones of Mohammed.
"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly got into a big fight — that ended with Holmes deciding to take baby Suri to Ohio to introduce the infant to family and friends"
Sunday, May 28, 2006
"As the world awaited the birth of the child at a luxury villa complex on the coast, Namibian authorities said they had bowed to pressure from Jolie and Pitt and granted them the right to ban foreign journalists from entering the country - a remarkable move for the Government of any sovereign state."
We've tried GHWB and W - ready for Jeb?
"A total of 557 people were arrested between Thursday morning and Saturday night on Miami Beach, where revelers flocked for a celebration of hip-hop music and culture known as Urban Beach Week. Most arrests were for disorderly conduct and intoxication."
'Never has there been such an upsurge in crime since they confiscated all your weapons. Why don't you arm yourselves? You Limeys have a zipper that's locked in the closed position, because you don't have a constitution. You're rewarded for shutting the fuck up.'
"He expected onlookers would measure the duration of his flight. Instead they measured the depth of his crater"
With footage from the actual event...
"A pigeon with a miniature plastic skull dangling around its neck with glowing red bulbs in the eye sockets is in the custody of the police after panic about a ghost which has been attacking people leaving scratch marks in five villages in West Bengal's Birbhum district."
"'I believe the German people are prisoners of the Holocaust. More than 60 million were killed in World War Two ... The question is: Why is it that only Jews are at the center of attention?,' he said in the interview published on Sunday."
The United States’ annual average of animal-related fatalities per year during the 1990s:
SHARKS
Average fatalities per year: 0.4
ALLIGATORS
Average fatalities per year: 0.3
DOGS
Average fatalities per year: 18
SNAKES
Average fatalities per year: 15
DEER
(vehicular collisions)
Average fatalities per year: 130
MOUNTAIN LIONS
Average fatalities per year: 0.6
They tried this tactic on Cheney, but not in TV ads
The Hapsburgs get it back!
"A trio of hungry burglars helped their own undoing by leaving a trail of snack wrappers after stealing six packages of instant lottery tickets from a convenience store."
"A former aide to U.S. Rep. William Jefferson, D-New Orleans, said Friday that it was the congressman's idea to solicit bribes to promote a telecommunications deal in West Africa that began as a legitimate business venture."
Human-to-Human-to-Human - we're all doomed now!
They created the mess, now they can't handle it anymore
Saturday, May 27, 2006
"Careless or disrespectful humans who trespass on forest glens, rivers, or lakes considered sacred to elves may suffer terrible consequences—even cruel deaths. Entrepreneurs who wish to desecrate land whereon lie fairy circles or mounds in order to build a road or construct a commercial building may find themselves combating an unseen enemy who will accept only their unconditional surrender."
"A Ranking of Top Earning Hedge Fund Managers Pegs Average Pay at $363 Million"
“Speak English! This is America!”
German speakers can read more here and here and here. There's also a lovely "Amokläufe Chronologie" here. Apparently, this is the 8th bloody rampage in Germany in the last 4 years!
Sold 20 ounces of coke for $13k to undercover cops
God works in mysterious ways, but experts are dubious
Friday, May 26, 2006
"Corey E. Randle, 29 of St. Paul, told police that he had been selling the drugs for about two weeks to pay for cigarettes"
Rap stars whine that Oprah only caters to older white women:
"She's had damn rapists, child molesters and lying authors on her show. And if I'm not a rags-to-riches story for her, who is?"
Congressional offices in lockdown for 5 1/2 hours. Now the local bars and freeways are flooded with pissed off staffers who are stuck dealing with Memorial Day weekend traffic instead of escaping early.
But for how much longer?
Wait til he gets the bill!
6 years old, over 200 lbs...
Hat tip to Kara!
A "temporary" tax on long-distance phone calls initiated at the start of the 4 month long war is finally ended 108 years later.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
The saga continues
Interesting twist on a slowly brewing constitutional crisis...
You've already heard of neo-cons; today witness the birth of the neo-libs...
Locals were stealing fuel from the broken down truck. Probably some idiot lighting a cigarette...
Evil on the loose! Cops think they may be involved in many more...
Somalia in total chaos again
Freaky protesters get a law aimed at them!
See 13th graf and on:
"...he was the surprise speaker at an under-the-radar gathering of Democratic heavy hitters -- including deep-pocket donors like George Soros -- in Austin, Texas. The event was a meeting of the Democracy Alliance, the Rob Stein-led group that is helping build and fund a progressive infrastructure to match the GOP's well-oiled political machine."
"Sources present at the off-the-record meeting tell me that during a Q & A session following Bill Clinton's speech, someone asked the former president about Hillary's support of the war.
Clinton became incensed and unleashed the kind of fury that former Clinton staffers tell me they are very familiar with.
Apparently Clinton directed his anger first at the questioner (indeed, the question itself as if it were impertinent and inappropriate), then at the whole crowd, which was startled at his vehemence."
Everyone is getting in on today's End of the World!
He's turned into a daily weird news feature!
The fragments of net.dreaded Comet Schwassman-Wachmann are supposed to smack the Earth today!
Have a nice day!
Safety-Nazis continue to ruin America
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Mercs busted before they could pull the trigger. Looks like they should have read Luttwak first...
Who needs Da Vinci or the Bible when you got Pi!
Still going like crazy! And still no arrests after over 40 years...
Last week it was Gators:3, Humans:1
Now the score is sort of evened:
Gators:3, Humans: 2, +1 prisoner
"The voice of God called upon her to sacrifice her three children"
So, she dropped them, one by one, into San Francisco bay last October
Conveniently color coded
Somebody is cleaning house!
So nice that this is happening in an election year. I advise all Americans to vote for anyone but an incumbant, and preferably someone under the age of 40.
Congress is extremely pissed-off
Nice to see where they really stand on tolerance and diversity of opinion!
Might as well close down the Space Hall of Fame if you are gonna start excluding the Nazis. Like it or not, there'd be practically nobody left!
Ireland paves the way!
"The court made its decision on several grounds, including the failure to allow the defence that a genuine mistake had been made about a girl's age"
A striking lack of character amongst Everest mountaineers!
565 "Nigerian internet" scammers scooped up.
The photo is brilliant!
The Doherty chronicles continue...
A new twist on "honor-killings"
Classic photos of substance abusing felines!
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Launched in 1977, and moving away at a rate of 3.3 AU per year.
"Clinical researchers have discovered that they can rouse semi-comatose patients by giving them, bizarrely, a common sleeping drug."
Y'all might want to rethink those living wills...
On the lam for 38 years, he was found using his mother's maiden name. Not too brite...
Island-hopping beastie from the Indian Ocean coming our way!
You can see why folks are pissed here. Warning - it's hard to get much more Incorrect than this!
All confirmed cases in the cluster can be directly linked to close and prolonged exposure to a patient during a phase of severe illness.
VDH lays it out!
Their latest video hero Jesse Macbeth, who claimed to be an Army ranger back from Iraq, is exposed as a total fraud who never even served. Now he's being tossed under the bus by those he humiliated. Even the folks behind his video have gone silent.
Hat tip to Kara!
"Injecting Botox into the prostates of men with enlarged prostates appears to ease symptoms"
Hat tip to Kara!
"Unruly gangs are raiding the expensive homes that line the spectacular coast of South Africa's Cape Peninsula, clearing out pantries, emptying fridges, and defecating over the designer furnishings."
Hat tip to Kara!
6 attacks last week, including this:
"Four armed Maoists and a female accomplice boarded as passengers onboard two passenger vessels. Most of the passengers and crew were forced to disembarked but ten people were held as hostages. The hostages were later freed and the Maoists blew up the vessels. The hijackers were then pursued by armed police as they tried to escape"
The pilots were playing chicken with each other over the Aegean.
India's market dropped 20 percent over the last 3 trading sessons.
Monday, May 22, 2006
"We see a correlation between the human body and lunar and solar phenomena, even if we don't know exactly what explains the connection"
"The giant ice cube, measuring about 2 feet around, fell from the sky at about 7:34 p.m. and made a foot-deep crater in the resident's lawn"
No doubt the ''National Organization for Albinism and Hypopigmentation'' will be whining about the lack of "realistic, sympathetic or heroic characters with albinism"
How many times do I have to warn y'all?? You gotta have one of these thingys welded to the front of your bike!
"You know you need a car and a dishwasher, but maybe you also need a submarine and you do not know it."
Israel ushers in the Terminator era!
"If present trends continue, the population of Russia will decline from 143 million to 100 million by 2050. Not only that, but by 2050, most of the population may be Moslem"
"'I have a ton of young girls in college who are doing this,' says Dr. Mindy Wiser-Estin, a gynecologist in Little Silver, N.J., who did it herself for years. 'There's no reason you need a period.'"
Sunday, May 21, 2006
"A congressman under investigation for bribery was caught on videotape accepting $100,000 in $100 bills from an FBI informant whose conversations with the lawmaker also were recorded"
"I'm talking ... you fuckwit, fucking photographers you should be shot, you should be all shot. Thank you."
"They operate in total secrecy, in the shadows, unelected, answering to no one, exerting undue influence ... bending facts against the police, the very people that protect us"
"10-year old Shavela Nix was the driver and during her 15-minute joyride she sideswiped several cars and led police on a chase that reached speeds of 40 to 50 miles per hour.
Police said the girl had difficulty seeing the road and would go down to hit the gas and then pop her head back up to see where she was going."
Brilliant video of Iranian women police showing their stuff. Where else will you see burka-clad women rapelling from tall buildings???
Hat tip to commenter "anon" for the link!
"Inside the boxes were 83 pounds of marijuana and close to 96,000 pounds of ecstasy"
96,000 pounds of ecstasy? I think not. It's probably 96,000 hits of X.
"'We have an entire generation who imagines their member of Congress in an orange jumpsuit,' ... 'It's like members of Congress don't have any shame.'"
Great advertising images
Saturday, May 20, 2006
"Saturday marked the first time the FBI has ever searched a congressman's Capitol Hill office"
King of the Eiffel Tower Johan Vervoot pulls it off for the 5th(!) time!
They are charged with "spreading disease among animals" and could face up to 15 years in prison if convicted.
It was an 11-foot-4-inch, 407-pound alligator. Now it's being turned into leather and pub snacks.
In Antarctica!
"Last month, a French student named Alexis Lemaire became the first human to mentally calculate the 13th root of a 200-digit number"
"During his 26 km freefall, which lasted four and a half minutes, he accelerated to 990 km/hr, becoming both the first man to touch outer space and the first to break the sound barrier outside of an aircraft"
Be sure to watch the video!
That's what happens when you instigate a riot at Heathrow
"An electronic archive of images of people proving theorems while wearing sarongs"
Some of the world’s top scientists say automobiles should be classified as living beings -- and that they also have “minds” and possibly even “souls."
Wie sagt man "tipping-point" auf Deutsch???
"The scholarly discipline of Bullshit Studies has blossomed in the last several years, fertilized by a number of critical works on the subject and the growing importance of the issue across a wide range of professions."
Hat tip to Instapundit!
"Democratic activist groups that mounted an aggressive campaign against President George W. Bush in the 2004 election have a new target: Democrats who support his policies."
"The car-mad owner not only had the car museum built into his house but also insisted on an underground garage big enough to house 16 vehicles."
"The man who survived 300 perilous motorcycle jumps and once climbed into a rocket-powered cycle to fly over a canyon, now stays close to an oxygen tank, ingests 50 pills a day and sucks on lollipops that deliver fentanyl, a heavy-duty painkiller. "
Can I get some of those lollipops too?!?
Friday, May 19, 2006
What would we do without researchers?
Hat tip to Kara!
UPDATE: Those with contacts in Iran strongly dispute the claim:
“None of my sources in Iran have heard of this,” he said. “I don’t know where this comes from.”
True or not, the report itself is weird enough to be worthy of blogging!
I guess the MPAA doesn't have to worry about them yet!
Thursday, May 18, 2006
"A team of British scientists has discovered the first evidence of seawater deep inside the earth."
Yet another humiliation for France
The Torch becomes the first US politician to get dragged into Saddam's mess. Gotta love New Jersey!
Photos of the USS Oriskany being sunk off the coast.
Dunnigan diagnoses Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales.
"It's payback time, and to hell with arrests and trials. Let's just go out and kill those bastards."
"We've all heard the rule that the first one to compare his opponents' political goals to those of the Nazis' loses the argument.
I'm afraid that rule has to modified. What if you compare your own political goals to those of the Nazis?"
"That would equate to roughly $1.9 million for every week of their short-lived four-year marriage."
“The Da Vinci Code” will be the 68th movie since 1960 to feature an evil albino.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
No doubt it's someone's graduation joke.
Unsurprisingly, cops are on the hunt for the deliveryman.
More here.
He got it on eBay for $905k!
"As the clock closed on the bidding [on] Sunday, I felt intuitively I got the price," Geller said. "Suddenly the radio started playing an Elvis song. That was Elvis telling me we got the house."
Hat tip to Kat!
Nobody loved Goleo the Lion
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Day 4 Update: Police say 33 suspected gang members were shot by police in the 24 hours until Tuesday lunchtime.
Body count reported to-date: 115
Looks like USA Today got punk'd! Either that or this was a deliberate plant designed to flush out leakers, rope-a-dope style.
Only 20 days left!
Another busy week, with 9 attacks, including this brutal one in the South China Sea:
"About 13 pirates armed with guns boarded a fishing vessel underway. They opened fire with automatic weapons killing four crewmembers and injuring three others. They stole ship's property and escaped"
Dear friends - please enjoy our first weird news podcast - Weird NyLon
Produced in London by my co-conspirator Paul P.
The gift keeps on giving!
"But that it will be a box-office smash, that it is the subject of lavish praise in the press, that it is the best-selling novel of the 21st century, tells us we live not just in a post-Christian era, but in an anti-Catholic culture not worth defending or saving, for it is truly satanic."
(emph. mine)
Yes folks, the fantasy of peaceful neolithics getting along with each other kum-bay-yah style is just that - a fantasy.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Gangs have taken over Brazil!
Soooo totally busted!
"Police said their search of Blanchard's car revealed more hashish and marijuana, compact digital scales, packaging materials, bongs, four knives, more than a dozen hypodermic syringes, gun powder and potassium nitrate"
The photo tells you everything you need to know about American politics
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Attention all inventors! Here's your chance
K-Fed still fucking clueless no doubt.
More proof the television tax in UK must be abolished. Just what are you paying for my dear Brits? Drivel like this?
Idiot teens brag about arson on their website and are busted.
But that doesn't mean anyone's willing to do a damn thing about it!
Pirate Update followup!
Interesting how nobody seemed to ask the obvious question:
Just why was the money kept in "a broken desk drawer that was being discarded"?
Surely you keep that kind of cash in a safe, unless (of course) it's a semi-official slush fund...
Reagan was right!
Saturday, May 13, 2006
'It was good for me. It helped me get away. It's a car that I personally made famous. The car has escape-ability if you ever get into some trouble.'
His favorability numbers are comparable to W's.
Friday, May 12, 2006
Yet another Nigerian petrol-theft mass incineration. This happens a couple times every year. This one gets high score for 2006.
Surely this counts as government support of religion?
How many times do we have to tell you this!?!?!
Thursday, May 11, 2006
She was made by payola, so it's only right that her company pays out.
Now the only question is whether it's called a Grolar Bear or a Pizzly Bear....
Beaver dam, ex-wife - it's all pretty much the same once the sex ends...
Hat tip to Kara!
The gift keeps on giving: "Howard Dean puts his foot in his mouth so often that he should open a pedicure wing in the DNC during his tenure." And it's not just gays who he is pissing off.
They're just looking for patterns...
You know you are in trouble when studio heads have to come out and offer personal testamonials to your talent bankablilty after your movie fizzles at the box-office. What's worse? Even the unwashed rabble are suffering from Cruise-fatigue!
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
The crowd is fickle once you start jumping on sofas
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Serving dictators and gangster regimes world-wide.
Hat tip to Kara!
Ack to Kara!
Reuters says it happened 10 years ago!
Convicted! He got away with it in his first trial, but in Germany they can try you again!
More here for German-speakers.
"A Brooklyn man, enraged at being asked to stop drinking in his own home, opened fire in a room full of children yesterday, killing a 3-year-old girl and wounding three other people, two of them critically, the police said"
It was busy last week! There were 7 attacks, including a murder off the Somalia coast, a yachtsman shot in the stomach off the coast of Venezuela and a tug with 12 crewmembers presumably hijacked and taken hostage in Indonesia.
It's so fun to watch the MSM dance around his links to Hillary and Bill...
Monday, May 08, 2006
Courtesy fuckedcompany.com
We domesticate plants and animals and they domesticate us.
Apparently he realized that life in solitary SuperMax-style ain't so pretty. Sorry Zach, get used to the concrete.
"Lindsay Lohan racked up a massive $1,000,000 bill while staying at Hollywood's most expensive hotel. The 19-year-old star reserved a luxurious bungalow at the Chateau Marmont Hotel - for most of last year. But after splashing out to reserve the suite it appears Lindsay barely even visited Los Angeles in 2005."
The Tom Cruise weirdness factor strikes the box office
Sunday, May 07, 2006
The first of 165(!) possible impact dates is June 21, 2008
Truly the most nauseating stunt to date
Face it folks, this is the infinitieth time you've lived this life and read this blog post, and you will have to deal with it an infinite number of times for all infinity. Oh, it and everything possible in between too, for an infinite number of times too.
"The Pocahontas Parkway is perhaps the most haunted toll road in the US, even the world. There have been frequent sightings of Algonquian Indian ghosts chanting around the Parkway."
More evidence of Mugabe's glorious legacy:
"Who in their right mind is going to spend half their earnings on tampons?"
Well folks, yet another one of those periodic teases - this time from the UK:
"The information we have uncovered reveals a hitherto unknown and far-reaching aspect of the MoD's involvement in the study of UFOs.
Newly discovered documentation supports and validates the research and conclusions of serious UFO researchers, whilst highlighting several concerns the MoD have about the potential within the UFO phenomena"
Don't hold your breath, but something fun may show up on the BBC tonight...
Edward Luttwak lays it out. For those unfamiliar with Luttwak, he first became famous with his book Coup d'Etat, a Practical Handbook, well used and beloved by putschists and dictators world-wide.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
"'I think it is much more likely to be far older than a trillion years though. There doesn't have to be a beginning of time. According to our theory, the universe may be infinitely old and infinitely large ... If we're right, the big bang is but one in an infinite series of big bangs stretching back into the eternal past.'"
Poker and hookers do him in!
Friday, May 05, 2006
Hat tip to Kara!
"This one goes in the 'Not the brightest star in the sky' file"
"Your presence in the classroom would cause a disruption to the educational proces"
How Moussaoui will be celebrating his "victory" over America from now on.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
"Hundreds of law enforcement officials fired tear gas and crashed through human barricades to take control of a rebellious town outside Mexico City just before dawn Thursday, hours after protesters released six badly beaten police hostages. "
Teddy's Congressman son this time. As they say, like father, like son.
Kids got caught and busted.
More proof the current generation is utterly worthless!
Hat tip to Kara!
They've maxed out their servers!
Hat tip to Kara
Moussaoui's mom speaks out:
"I would say that England is responsible for many things because it allowed this fever to spread around the country," she told the Canadian television channel CBC. "These young people go to England, and then they scream hatred and vengeance in front of mosques. They let the fever spread." His brother, Abd-Samad, agreed: "I believe that Britain has fed a snake at its bosom, and has been bitten by the snake.''
Advanced thermodynamics and advanced fluid-mechanics can do that to you...
Their latest album, still unreleased, got posted to USENET 3 days ago.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Dubbed 'India's Forrest Gump', he was nearly sold by his impoverished mother
"The Juneau School Board is asking the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn a court ruling that supported a former student's right to display a banner that read 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus.'"
They'll have to make do with commercial services and Google Earth for the time being
It can be done, but it's tricky!
He fell out of a tree while trying to pick coconuts
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Another quiet week - only 4 attacks reported
"If the analysis proves positive, it would be the first proof that the big cat has been found within New Jersey's borders in recent memory"
Ok, it's really 'Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit', but we all know what they really mean...
Hat tip to Edmund!
TF 145 (SEALs, Rangers, Delta Force, SAS) is on the hunt and chasing them down. You gotta hate it when that happens:
"The basic drill is for one of the four smaller Task Forces to grab a likely bit of info and quickly plan and execute a raid. The rangers provide muscle (perimeter security, read guard) , as needed, and keep any other unfriendlies away, while the SEAL, Delta or SAS commandoes go in after the main target. The objective is to capture people alive, if possible, because interrogations and examination of documents starts immediately. The idea is to get fresh information that will lead to other al Qaeda people. Often this is the case, in which the commandoes and rangers are immediately off to another raid. Most of this takes place at night, and several raids may be carried out between dusk and dawn."
Meanwhile, the always entertaining and occasionally accurate Debkafile reports that Zarqawi filmed his latest vid at an abandoned military base in Syria.
Hat tip to Kara!
"If I don't get control of my gambling, it's going to flat-out ruin me"
Monday, May 01, 2006
TGI Friday's serves it up!
Suicide-by-Parachute?
What can be more fun than watching bullets blow stuff up in slo-mo?
Reds and Browns battle in the streets, just like the good old days.
German-speakers can read more here and here and here.
Gang-bangers infiltrating the Army and tagging Iraq.
"Juan Wic, the mayor, who is responsible for the car park project, said he was happy to have kept one of his main election pledges. He said it was “essential for the commercial future of the square and city”."